"all we need is your credit card information"
I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.
*chuckles while crying on the inside*
when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs
“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”
Bad Bitches through the ages
why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere